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Re: Jokes

Postby Oculus-Orbis » Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:33 pm

What's brown and sticky?....
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Re: Jokes

Postby gg-EcliPze » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:13 pm

Oculus-Orbis wrote:What's brown and sticky?....



a sweaty Dhalsim who rolled in honey ? 8-)

am i right? please tell me i am LMFAO :lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby Oculus-Orbis » Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:02 pm

a stick.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby gg-EcliPze » Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:33 pm

Oculus-Orbis wrote:a stick.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


oh my gosh.... Oculus, you dont know how hard i was laughing at this...why couldnt have i thought of that....lmfao lmfao lmfao good one man !!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby Oculus-Orbis » Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:16 pm

Yeah, I heard that one from a child.
I usually tell pretty tasteless, dry jokes, so that was one of the ones I use after i tell a few bad ones.
Because everyone thinks the same thing at first(you know), but nobody expects the punchline to be so tame/simple.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Zombiebrian » Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:03 pm

Arnie gets asked

q) you planning on upgrading to windows 7

a) ahstillluvvista baby

:) I know.... :roll:
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Re: Jokes

Postby finals » Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:10 pm

Guy 1:knock, knock,

Guy 2: whos there?

Guy 1: I eat mop.

Guy 2: I eat mop who?

Guy 1: You eat your poo?
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Re: Jokes

Postby gg-EcliPze » Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:01 pm

finals wrote:Guy 1:knock, knock,

Guy 2: whos there?

Guy 1: I eat mop.

Guy 2: I eat mop who?

Guy 1: You eat your poo?



lmfaooooooo....thats liquid gold right there
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Re: Jokes

Postby seanomega » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:03 pm

[urlhttp://forums.eventhubs.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=818&hilit=sagat+is+so+overpowered][/url]

Comic gold right here. :joystick-up:

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