Since pretty much everyone here has made a joke or 2 since they've been on eventhubs i figured why not start a topic? Jokes here don't have to be your own.
There were 2 businessmen that wanted to create a new product. One day the first man was eating a poptart and the second was eating a hot ham and cheese. Then the first man had an idea."We should make Poptarts filled with Nasty Meat!!!"
"Great IDEA!!!"said the second man. What should we call it??
"Hot Pockets"exclaimed the first man. The first man then told the second to write a theme song for them before they presented it to their boss.
The second man soon finished he's theme song.
"What's the theme song?" asked the first man
"It goes a little something like this...." he cleared his throat "Hot Pockets."
"That's Genius!!"said the first man
They then presented it to their boss and then everyone ate Poptarts filled with Nasty meat.
The End
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Re: Jokes
by stirfri564 » Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:10 pm
lawl
There were these two guys in a Lunatic Asylum and one night they decided they dont like living an asylum any more. They decide theyre going to Escape! They get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap they see the rooftops of the town, strecting away in the moonlight. Strecting away to freedom. The fist guy, he jumps right across with no probelm. But his friend darednt make the leap. You see he's afraid of falling. So then the first guy has an idea he says "Hey I have my flashlight with me! Ill shine it across the gap between the buildings you can walk along the beam and Join me!!" But the secnd guy shakes his head and says" What do you think I am crazy? Youd turn it off when I'm half way across!"
There were these two guys in a Lunatic Asylum and one night they decided they dont like living an asylum any more. They decide theyre going to Escape! They get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap they see the rooftops of the town, strecting away in the moonlight. Strecting away to freedom. The fist guy, he jumps right across with no probelm. But his friend darednt make the leap. You see he's afraid of falling. So then the first guy has an idea he says "Hey I have my flashlight with me! Ill shine it across the gap between the buildings you can walk along the beam and Join me!!" But the secnd guy shakes his head and says" What do you think I am crazy? Youd turn it off when I'm half way across!"
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Re: Jokes
by Assassin » Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:45 am
there was a businessman touring on vacation in Latin America in a quaint town by the beach
he walked out to the beach and he saw a poor man fishing in a little wooden boat and he said "hey, what are you doing" and the fisherman said "i'm just catching a few fish for dinner"
the business man said, "oh really? that's it? that's all you do? what else do you do?"
the fisherman replied "well i spend time with my wife in our little house there on the sea shore, i relax on the beach, take in the sun, go swimming, and do a little fishing."
the businessman said "well, why don't you spend all day fishing and catch as many fish as you possibly can, then you can sell the extra catch and save up enough money to buy a bigger fishing boat, then you can fish out these waters every day, catching thousands of fish, and soon you'll have enough money to buy another fishing boat then another, until pretty soon you'll have a whole fleet of fishing boats fishing out every fish in these waters"
the fisherman replied "well, why would I want to do all that?"
and the Businessman replied "well, because then after 40 years or so you could retire, then you can buy a little house on the sea side, uh.. spend time with your wife,and, umm, relax on the beach, u know, umm... take in the sun, .. umm .. go swimming, and.. umm.. do a little fishing"
he walked out to the beach and he saw a poor man fishing in a little wooden boat and he said "hey, what are you doing" and the fisherman said "i'm just catching a few fish for dinner"
the business man said, "oh really? that's it? that's all you do? what else do you do?"
the fisherman replied "well i spend time with my wife in our little house there on the sea shore, i relax on the beach, take in the sun, go swimming, and do a little fishing."
the businessman said "well, why don't you spend all day fishing and catch as many fish as you possibly can, then you can sell the extra catch and save up enough money to buy a bigger fishing boat, then you can fish out these waters every day, catching thousands of fish, and soon you'll have enough money to buy another fishing boat then another, until pretty soon you'll have a whole fleet of fishing boats fishing out every fish in these waters"
the fisherman replied "well, why would I want to do all that?"
and the Businessman replied "well, because then after 40 years or so you could retire, then you can buy a little house on the sea side, uh.. spend time with your wife,and, umm, relax on the beach, u know, umm... take in the sun, .. umm .. go swimming, and.. umm.. do a little fishing"
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Re: Jokes
by jleadership » Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:01 pm
One day superman woke up felling horny so he decided to look for a quick fix.
He sees batman and says,"you know were I can get laid man it's been a while. Batman says, "I hear wonder woman is the best in town.
He flies off.
He then sees Aqua man and proceeded to ask him. He gets the same response.
He flies off.
He then sees Robin and proceeds to ask him. Robin says the same thing.
Now superman is pissed to find out his friend is so easy. So he trys to forget about the whole thing and fly by an quiet place to cool down. He sees his spot and what do you know its wonder women completely naked. Superman couldn't help himself and thinks if I can leap building at a single bound, I can get my fix and she won't even notice. So he sweeps down and pounds away and in less than a second he is done.
He then lets off a big sigh while flying away,"I needed that".
Wonder woman says" OMG what was that?
Invisible man says i don't know, but my ass is killing me...
He sees batman and says,"you know were I can get laid man it's been a while. Batman says, "I hear wonder woman is the best in town.
He flies off.
He then sees Aqua man and proceeded to ask him. He gets the same response.
He flies off.
He then sees Robin and proceeds to ask him. Robin says the same thing.
Now superman is pissed to find out his friend is so easy. So he trys to forget about the whole thing and fly by an quiet place to cool down. He sees his spot and what do you know its wonder women completely naked. Superman couldn't help himself and thinks if I can leap building at a single bound, I can get my fix and she won't even notice. So he sweeps down and pounds away and in less than a second he is done.
He then lets off a big sigh while flying away,"I needed that".
Wonder woman says" OMG what was that?
Invisible man says i don't know, but my ass is killing me...
This game is for men,not cry babies...
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Re: Jokes
by Zombiebrian » Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:26 am
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Re: Jokes
by Oculus-Orbis » Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:39 am
Zombiebrian wrote:http://uk.video.yahoo.com/watch/6338139/16440695
funny vid of a guy destroying a warehouse
That's kinda creepin' me out dude.
watch the video, but take notice of that weird black puff.
It looks like something appearing, and then moving downward, when the first lift moves out of the way.
And then it happens again, but with a different type of movement, RIGHT as the 2nd lift swerves to crash.
IDK dude, that looks like some paranormal $#!T right there.
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Re: Jokes
by Oculus-Orbis » Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:50 pm
OMG I am such an A$$. 
looks like the joke is on me. lol
looks like the joke is on me. lol
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